Pitbulls looking at little children when their owner is a 4’8" underweight white woman from the suburbs:
“Toddlers do crunch just right tho”
~every pitbull ever
Bella would never hurt a child, how could you even imply such a thing!
She NEVER does this! I just don’t understand what’s gotten into her today!
He seriously like like he’s about to kill his cellmate.
mfw I was raised by Stanley Kubrick
Dude looks like his entrance music just came on at WrestleMania
Maybe he mad cuz he innocent.
The AURA
He might have just stole ice cream pops or some shit and I’d still think he was a badass
Only badasses steal ice cream pops so what are you on about?
Help me out, what’s the most adorable, cutest, soft-ass crime? Sneaking into an aquarium?
Misregistering your lemonade stand
Illegally feeding the homeless?
Nah that’s genuine badass behaviour!
Breaking into the goat petting area at the zoo.
Committing a crime makes you a criminal and all criminals are badass.
pirating AAA games, movies and music?
He just needs a snickers.
Maybe also to come down off’a the 7 rails of coke he just snorted.
Free him from his inner demon(s)?
He suffers from RCF. Resting Criminal Face.
Why does this remind me of Trump’s Mugshot.
Something tells me you’d be hard pressed to find something that doesn’t make you think about trump
Whitest profile pic ever talking in AAVE has to be some of the cringiest shit the modern Internet has given us.








