Where are her nipples?

Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.

Thanks Obama.

She’s beautiful.

She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.

No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.

God I wish I was that beam.

Underwater and under water are different though.

Yeah what do the experts know?

Yeah I don’t care about studies either when my feelings are telling me otherwise.

Manson is looking rough.

Two middle aged men scissoring?