HAHAAAA YES I-I-I had a… Gut… Feeling about you… Ahhh yes.

A gut feeling. Ahem.

The Council of Pop has assumed the executive branch, reports of dancing in the streets. News at 11.

Isn’t it hilarious how capitalists are trying to force us all into literal ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ territory and we’re not even onboard

I’ve always had a gut feeling about that

Hell yeah, opinions truly do not matter. I’m not even joking, de gustibus nil disputandum MFer.

Were they being ironic just then, or

There’s also outlawry. Just render a person entirely unprotected by the laws of society. It’s tantamount to murder, but morally muddier.

But of course neither is politically feasible, for once you create a means to dispose of people who tick some box, your enemies will find some way to tick that box for you.

That could easily be heartbreaking or funny enough to kill me.

This is a brave and hilarious take, you’re wrong but I’m giving you points for style

Evil/stupid/brainwashed, who cares; the word is Nazis, it’s not our job to tell them apart.

A lot of these trades were timed to occur very close to the fact. It would be easier to just characterize this administration as prone to occasional random behaviours and sudden movements. Like an angry little monkey.

You might think that the country that made sure Jimmy Savile died free with a smile on his face would have learned the lesson not to protect and empower sexual predators, but you would be wrong.

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Yeah, bad mistake there. Also, you can buy allegedly haunted relics on eBay, so apparently it’s cool as long as the soul has been laundered. What’s the harshest non-slur word for stupid these days? Because this is that.

Sidebar, apparently you can also pay to have people cast spells for you. My favourite was a $100 service that allegedly involves a nine-witch coven spending hundreds of man hours to cast anything you wish. If that’s not some kind of money laundering scam I’ll be severely disappointed.

A politician knows a meme that I do not

… Do I not spend enough time on the internet???