Depends on your major and what kind of career you’re assuming for. Calculus is usually useless, unless you’re specifically a math or physics major, for example. A lot of majors have extra stuff thrown in there too provide a “well rounded education” but mostly you’re going to college for what’s effectively career training. But people tend to have to get jobs that have nothing to do with their majors. Colleges need to be more like trade school - teaching you mostly just what you need to do the job and maybe a few lower level classes in other areas at most.

Wait a second, this red chalk is pink!

That’s just false advertising.

They think endless war is the solution to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

They have public bathrooms? Lucky.

Some things are useful and some aren’t, and colleges have a tendency to not know the difference.

Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?

So Faux News is run by Decepticons?

This reminds me of a friend of mine, whose great grandfather is the reason the suburb he grew up in still has a law requiring owned guns to be stored with the police. Apparently the old man was a proper bastard and had a habit of hanging out in his porch, shotgun in hand, terrorizing other residents.

The Mythbusters did a practical demonstration of this also. Not only is the difference statistically negligible, but all the fighting for position and zooming around burns more gas and stresses you out.

Dude, fucking breathe already.

It must be difficult to walk anywhere with people. It’s a miracle he hasn’t died from a paraphism.

I was particularly impressed by the performance of the baculum’s character and how it outsmarted the animatronic leather-faced Muppet.

In before “it’s too soon to talk about gun control.”

It’s apples and oranges but fruit is fruit.

Huh. TIL I guess.

But why Lego though?

Dog: wants food Human: “you eat after I eat.” Dog: okay pack leader, but please hurry.

Cat: wants food. Human: “you eat after I eat.” Cat: knocks grandpa’s ashes off the side table.

You know your town is going to shit when you can’t even finish your baked mostaccioli because some asshole decided to stab his brother 5 feet away from you.

Look, Israel is a monstrous, genocidal country, but that doesn’t mean Iran is good.