

Mm hmmm…yes, yes, I quite agree.


Mm hmmm…yes, yes, I quite agree.
So a few attractive young women in Florida know their revolutionary war history. Is that so wrong???


This is what every single one of you was supposed to say.
Wait until he learns about the other double mermaid.
Mine’s an ‘87 Renault Alliance with no power steering.
:(


If you need directions, there is technically a receptionist in this picture.


That’s exactly what I did too! Missed the 10-second cutoff though, I’d say it was somewhere between 10-55 seconds.
BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used them.
Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.
That’s because you’re not stupid.
Fun fact: Someone reading this thread said “boobg” out loud.
Okay cool that worked thank you!



Cringe
Door unlocks, and it’s just the one guy working and all the Krispy Kreme donuts look funny.
Oh that was this one friend of mine. 😇
If we’re still in the planning stages for this, I’d like to propose that the candies be shaped like little .556 rounds.
c/asslips is leaking