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I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order… that’s something completely different. That’s butt stuff.
No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.
Relevant Bob’s Burgers
Appropriate edit for bicycle day!
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.
It only just dawned on me that it’s possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.
Goes fishing.
Comes home with a chicken and no fish.
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Trap it and it’s dinner time
“I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes”
Can’t tell if the title typo is an intentional joke or your autocorrect’s, “learned words,” are telling on you.
Based
Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?
The US stereotype were created by the internet giving people like this a voice to be heard outside of their family.
Ah yes, I saw this on Planet Earth 2. Attenborough said it was the great pacific King Eagle. Strange to see it off its normal migratory pattern. Ah well, thats global warming for you.
“This is my spot, buddy.”
I wanna get pegged by a busty chick…
The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake
I’ve found that if a rooster is trying to attack you, that if you spray it in the eyes with WD-40, it’ll stop in its tracks, look at you stupid like wtf just happened, and walk away.
What the actual fuck
