Uh… By my calculations, it’s ~34,000 miles. Enough to go all the way around the world about one and a half times.

And, yeah, I’m going to say that’s fairly impressive. If you got the angle right, you could fuck yourself in the ass with it.

Wow, that’s almost enough to get past your mom’s fat rolls!

True if huge.

Unfortunately, we can’t talk about Step 2 without the FBI showing up…

They won’t.

They’ll send you to a concentration camp in El Salvador.

Given that I’m a natural born US citizen and I’ve never even been to any other country, I have no idea where they’ll deport me to … but won’t it be fun finding out?

US needs socialism. I advocate for it.

So, yeah. 1st amendment means absolute nothing these days, eh?

The entire world is my horny jail.

A) How you not know what a chicken is?

B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.

But the Tracker isn’t a terrible choice.

It’s for when you want a Jeep Wrangler, but a bit more affordable and a bit more daily usable.

Very compact, decent use of space, relatively good gas mileage for what it is, okay off-road capability, available manual transmission… There’s a lot to like here. Honestly, it’s the compact crossover before compact crossovers were a thing … except that it has more off-road ability than pretty much any modern compact crossover.

There are still some people making $7/hr.

Turns out that clothing designed to tolerate every possible weather is pretty good at tolerating weather.

Citing Xitter posts as sources. Indefensible.

And once they do that then they are basically admitting that AI is overvalued and they overinvested in it and wildly overspent.

Their own terms of service state that AI is “for entertainment purposes only”. They’ve really over-invested in and over-committed to something that’s just an entertainment novelty.

Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.

Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.

It achieves invading customer privacy.

Oh, and selling a lot of their scanner-ball hardware things. Because now anybody who ever buys tickets to any concert or any other live event will now also need to buy one of those little fuckers.

But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.

But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it.

It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.

Yes.

There are a shocking number of people out there who are so far removed from touching grass that they literally have no idea about this kind of stuff. People who think a factory made the fruit they see on grocery store shelves.

this horseshit is only happening because adults have let computers - more specifically, iPads and phones - become their children’s babysitters.

This horseshit is only happening because Meta is lobbying hard for it and throwing tons of money at it, because they want ‘protecting children’ to be the OS’s responsibility, not the website’s.