UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agopegging orderfeddit.orgimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down15
arrow-up1286arrow-down1imagepegging orderfeddit.orgUnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoA) How you not know what a chicken is? B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoIt only just dawned on me that it’s possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.
minus-squareContriteErudite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days agoGoes fishing. Comes home with a chicken and no fish.
minus-squareNatanael@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoSomebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoI was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days ago A) How you not know what a chicken is? B) Trap it and it’s dinner time
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
It only just dawned on me that it’s possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.
Goes fishing.
Comes home with a chicken and no fish.
Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.
B) Trap it and it’s dinner time