No peasant! Feed us your data, that we promise won’t get leaked by the end of this sentence!

Damn, OP! Gotta flag this as NSFW!

Jessica?

ITT: Every commentor forgets where they are.

I legitimately used to know a woman who would benefit from wearing this.

I will never understand why Earth is Earth.

You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don’t want, and can’t afford.

Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don’t love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don’t love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving.

And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all directions. So now instead of society, and progress, and health, we’re all instead reduced to a dollar amount.

Pay a little money, get a little happyness. Pay a lot of money, get a lot of happyness. But then you reach a point where more money does not equal more happyness. So the void needs to be filled by oppressing others.

And now the stage is set for the wealthy to try to feel better about themselves by putting others down.

Now regurgitate that same practice for hundreds if not thousands of years.

Knowledge, love, care, health. These are all concepts that SHOULD be the pillars of any society. Instead, we’re all slaves to the all mighty dollar.

This is Earth.

Earth is stupid.

Ok, since you don’t seem to understand basic concepts, KILL ALL HUMANS WHO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH CHILDREN!!!

Kill. The word you’re looking for is kill. Kill the pedophiles.

Ya know…it feels like the Dodgers are the west coast Yankees. Just in terms of raw athletic talent. Like they have a monopoly on good players. I mean, they even originated from NY.

But then you read that Dodgers told ICE to go fuck themselves, and then hosted a game raising charity money for local families torn apart by ICE, and I begin to have a LOT more leeway against them.

It’s really hard to hate the Dodgers when they are helping so many people.

I’ll still be a Guardians fan, but I’ll still tip my cap to you.

And as always, fuck the Yankees.

This is how I tried to extract my brother’s loose tooth as a kid.

Turns out I’m an only child now!

Whoopsie!

What if…they hired Alex Jones, to play a character named Jones Alex, who does his whole show naked, except for a bowtie?

All the other stuff Tim had planned for the new show, Jones Alex can say. Same show, just evrn more absurd

Have you ever seen a Gallagher show? No? Don’t bother. It’s often racist bullshit, but for some reason he then hits a watermellon with a hammer to splash the audience.

No, I’m not leaving out context. Racist joke, hits watermellon, big laughs. He was popular in the 80s with the boomers. It was as stupid as it sounds, but it does give you a good idea how big the splash zone would be.

No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.

Things people say on grindr

Spez generally doesn’t fix his own mistakes…

American here. Please do.

Sometimes I like to imagine guys with a hoot fetish getting into a west side story brawl with guys who have a hand fetish. The hand guys snap their fingers to the beat. And the foot guys hop on one foot and snap their toes to the beat.

My brain is weird.

a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife

God I hope this was captured by all angles from peoples cell phones, and uploaded to youtube.

I mean, it’s just like the 1980s. You could request to sit in the non-smoking section, but let’s be real, the whole building smelled of smoke no matter how far away you sat. Same thing here. You’re going to catch a bit of second hand murder viewing. That’s just how it goes sometimes.

Is 6 stars an option?