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I had a roommate once ask me to come with him to buy a $40 table he found off Craigslist.
We show up, they show him the table.
“k I’m all ready to take this home, the thing is… I only have $20.”Motherfucker brought me in just to help pressure them into his haggling.
I mean yes it worked, but I was so goddamn uncomfortable. I have no idea what happened to him/we haven’t kept in touch, but it sadly wouldn’t surprise me if he was some god awful CEO.I’ve had people come by and try that shit. “oh, that’s no problem. I can wait until you get the other twenty.” “I really can’t because blah blah but I can help you get it off your hands now!” “oh no, that’s fine. I don’t mind waiting. Plus we would both feel bad if you paid twenty. You would be robbing me!” “Blah blah.” “Oh, it’s just 20 dollars?” “Blah blah.” “Oh no, I’m not as rich as you!” “Blah blah” " You know what? I like you but I really can’t do that!" “Blah blah blah” “Then what’s 20 dollars between friends?” “Exactly!” “Blah blah blah!” “Wow, I never considered that but you’re gonna make me look bad in front of my wife. I have to think of my family.” “blah blah.” “oh yes of course, blah blah.” “blah, blah, blah.” “You’re right I could use that twenty to get my wife something nice right now but really I’m not selling. We’re saving up. There’s an ATM around the corner.” “Blah blah blah.” “Banking fees? Of course, I didn’t consider that. That wasn’t very thoughtful of me! I don’t mind holding on to it for you, if you want you can leave twenty behind as a deposit” “Blah blah blah.” “No, you have my number plus you know where I live. We’re both honest men or are we not?” “Blah blah blah?” “Yeah, I gotta get up early too. Maybe a cup of coffee before you go?” “blah blah blah.” “Two sugars and no milk? No problem!”
It’s the reason I stopped doing garage sales.
I’ve walked away from deals like that out of spite, just to see the look on their entitled faces. Fuck your $20 I’ll just donate it.
Yeah fuck that shit. I’ll haggle in the messages, but when we decide to show up I expect the deal to go through as agreed upon.
That’s way too mich effort spent on those morons. If they don’t have the money then I tell them leave and go back to what I was doing before. I am not about to spend any amount time entertaining someone who is trying to rip me off. I don’t even care if they somehow “find” the rest of the money. I’m done dealing with them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Not hard to outsmart someone that would pay 30k for a pair of shoes tbh
Depends on the currency tho
100%. 30,000 Ugandan Dollars for example is less than 8USD. This could be anywhere.
Well, they’re speaking English in the text exchange, so that narrows it down to just all the countries where English is a commonly used second or third language. Which is uhhhhhh most of them.
Almost everything outside europe and south america lol
It doesn’t actually say the currency is dollars though, but I guess the language still rules it out, and it is unlikely to be £30k.
Some possibilities: Nigeria, Uganda, Kenya, India
Nah if it was Ugandan there would be booze in the picture 🤣
They meant shoes that cheap gotta be crap
I hope this is in like Turkish Lira
If you ask me “how much?”, the price goes up, until you stop asking. Especially if I’ve added “firm” after the asking price. Because, I don’t negotiate with idiots.
So…how much?
Firm ;)
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Please give me 12 million dollars.
Why are we still letting this shitty LLM spam the comments with unrelated word soup still?
Wowsers you still think I’m using an LLM and that I’m not just a complete moron with a boring desk job? Maybe you should go buy yourself some [insert adjective] ice cream.
Your clearly using madlib brand llm!
30k each, won’t break up the set, plus 10k transaction fee.
I would ask who in their right mind would pay $30,000 for shoes, but then I remembered that rich people aren’t in their right minds.
It might be 30,000 Iranian Rials. The current exchange rate of one Iranian rial to the US dollar is 0.00. If so, those shoes are practically free!
$1 is only 1,341,580.19 rial, it’s not thaaat bad.
Ah nice, thanks for getting specific. Made me curious exactly how much OP was dealing with if it was 30,000 Iranian Rials= 0.02¢ 🤭, that is two one-hundredths of a penny. Those boots being sold for two one-hundredths of a penny 🤣
There are a few nice free currency converter apps, I’ve had this one for ages and it updates with current exchange rates.
Note to self: make shoes to sell to rich people
Noted…don’t ask a sneakerhead stupid questions after 4:20 PM.
don’t ask a sneakerhead
stupid questions after 4:20 PM.about anything at any time, ideally
So just for some context the shoes in the image appear to be “Asics Gel-Nyc - Graphite Grey/Black”. Which do not cost US$30’000. So I dunno what currency the price is in, if it is not just a fake image.
Sounds like rupees to me
