“Smithers got his cock sucked by a reindeer” to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer is probably be best Disney song released since they bought Fox. That Frozen x Simpsons crossover episode was wild.
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184·2 days agoEpstein used to inject mustard into his urethra and then jack off and call it mustard custard. He’d feed it to his guests, it was awful for the 7 years I was held captive there.
It’s this what youngsters do these days instead of cocaine?
I’m gonna fill it so full of mung beans
The best part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you’re already in a bathroom so you can clean up.
The worst part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you shit yourself.
We’re all going to play a game of piss disc ultimate frisbee after school, you should join us
My neighbor’s aunt is a prostitute and I paid her to lick my acorn a few weeks ago for my birthday, I bet this is hers. She had some pretty whacked out teeth but it wasn’t because they were bad, she just had some kind of experimental glow in the dark tattoo of her name on them. She’s my favorite hooker in the whole wide world.
I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.
Build me a custom one where the horse is on its back and it’s Shlong is a bidet attachment. I will pay you 6 dollars.