


average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit





Sure it is:
“They investigated me for month — found nothing!!! So 15 year old charges resulted,” said the short note, which is hard to decipher in some places.
“It is a treat to be able to choose” the “time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!”
“NO FUN,” it concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”
You can also see a picture of the note here.


reads like how Trump would write his
(…🤞)
rip if you have a dust mite allergy
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I mean the sterility of his appearance could’ve fooled me.
💀 🌽😌 only the REAL corn say such a corny line.
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL CORN??
🌽🌽 🔫😰
I’ll rescind the APB.
My two acceptable hypotheses:
No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala
Yeah, I know the name of the Escape Room; it doesn’t make it suck any less.


That fucking face. Somebody shit this taco out of their butthole already.
Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.
You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.
Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?
Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)


✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲


✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤