Doug

Sure it is:

“They investigated me for month — found nothing!!! So 15 ⁠year old charges resulted,” said the short note, which is hard to decipher in some places.

“It is a treat to be able to choose” the “time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!”

“NO FUN,” it concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”

You can also see a picture of the note here.

reads like how Trump would write his

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rip if you have a dust mite allergy

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I mean the sterility of his appearance could’ve fooled me.

💀 🌽😌 only the REAL corn say such a corny line.

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL CORN??

🌽🌽 🔫😰

I’ll rescind the APB.

My two acceptable hypotheses:

• We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
• These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.

No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala

Yeah, I know the name of the Escape Room; it doesn’t make it suck any less.

That fucking face. Somebody shit this taco out of their butthole already.

Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.

You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.

Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?

Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)

✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲

✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤