Is he smoking while wearing a mask? That’s pretty cool, NGL.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
I bet he tastes just like raisins.
Nah, i wouln’t look cool carrying a man in my back
Unrealistic though because most people who ride horses aren’t as cool as Subcomandante Marcos
A good point
Subcomandante is an Anarchist icon!
Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I’ve got a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside
If you’re looking for a ride, I’ve a horse outside
But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it.
It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
You’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.
Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
Fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
For those who need a banger to brighten their day: https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8
