I never drew the conclusion that was child safe packaging until now. I just assumed battery packaging was made by dickheads.

Nah. Hailey all day.

That just reminded me of how fucked up Requiem for a Dream was…

That’s impressive, considering you only have 60 seconds to write a response.

I ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum

Subtlety recruiting. Nice.

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

He’s the same piece of shit that fired all the corporate Chipotle employees in Denver to move their headquarters to Newport Beach, because that’s where his house is.

Does it matter if you do the original version or the 2.0? The 2.0 looks like it’s $7, but the originals are 3 for $11.

Yeah that’s the worst!

I can’t help but think this has got to be an intentionally bad design decision. I’d imagine most people stop using the bottles when they’re 1/4 full but then just throw them away, allowing the company to sell more bottles.

Yes, I may have just cleaned cat puke off my carpet

When I was a kid, I flew from Colorado to Tennessee and my dad took me to the Great Smoky Mountains. I was like “these aren’t mountains - these are hills!”

I guess I was a bit of an ingrate.

Living in Colorado is a bit weird, because it’s easy to overlook a lot of the natural beauty you see every day and it just becomes part of the background.

Every once in a while I’ll be running an errand and will have to pause for a second and just go “holy shit, the mountains look gorgeous today.”

Yeah it’s the same reason there’s so much violence associated with selling drugs. When you have no legal means of seeking justice (a drug dealer can’t just call the police if someone steals their supply) - you have to resort to unsanctioned justice.

Turns out that electing a felon while systematically dismantling our institutions and trying to take away voting rights might not be the best idea.

Plus his eyes are waaay too focused

I have been inundated by additional sourcing going up to the highest levels of the government, thanking us for doing the work, providing additional corroborating information.

Trump confirmed snitching on Patel’s drunk ass

…[The FBI] has required the deployment of ‘breaching equipment’ to extract him from locked rooms

Wait, how did I miss this??

What 3d printing software do you use in your country that detects if gun parts are being printed?

Because as far as I know, that’s impossible.

Edit: I assume the downvote confirms such software doesn’t exist.