- cross-posted to:
- cat@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- cat@lemmy.world


Diabeetus
be not afweid :3
What kind of Pokémon is this? Should I catch it?

A Cyclopus named Polypussy
¹Thus did I behold the Beast! It had six legs and two tails, and upon it’s head was a diadem of crystal that reached even to the very ceiling of the heavens; ²and it beheld me with baleful eyes that burned my soul with amber fire. ³ For a thousand times a thousand days it held me trapped before it’s splayed digits and impossible form. ⁴ Only then did it speak unto me, and it did bide me to serve it, and I could not disobey, ⁵ for such was the power of it as it told me, ⁶ "go forth and attain, fish and fine meats, and the lesser beasts and birds of the field, and provide them to me as sacrifice. ⁷Only then shall I permit thine touch upon my be crowned head, for I am the LORD.
-Adjulations 6:1-7
I’M HUNGRY JON!!!
Github?
Ah, yes, Spider Cat. Carry on.
Six legs, and a tail split into two for what looks to me like flight. I think you’ll find that’s a beautiful Butterfly Cat.
I’m sorry, Jon. The void must be filled.
taccat
Jazz trombone riff
This post is An All Time High.
Starcat
Heres the feature length video folks
Cyclops Octopussy
Hehe pretty much what my gf and I said about it when she sent me the vid









