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I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
Can actually burn water.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
Pact with Satan
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
It’s all instant food.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
