Smuuthbrane

Buy JesusCoin, be saved.

This is something I’d expect out of one of Caine’s adventures.

If it could move. Probably not made for that kind of weight!

If the Geo brand came back this very instant with their peak model mix, they would be insanely successful right now.

That foot is enjoying his ear music almost indecently.

You have to enable wireless updates.

Worth whatever the cost per kilogram is these days.

Not sure what mentally deficient donkeys have to do with it all… but yes.

The best drill jokes always have a twist at the end.

Know why drill bits are musical? They always have at least one flute.

Yes, it’s drill joke night, don’t forget to tip!

Flattening wood is on another plane.

While potheads don’t typically work out for fine woodworking jobs, jointers are absolutely needed.

The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

Cyclopentane: not even once.

So THAT’S why the British call them “birds”.

It’s metric.