I demand that these reprehensible criminals be delivered to me post-haste for immediate scritches and cuddles.

Big if true.

I’m starting a gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time.

If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.

Cockapulted

We in the tech community like to call that a perfect Linux receptacle

I’m sorry if somebody’s dick crosses my lawn, I’m just gonna get out the weed whacker and get rid of it.

I mean, you could probably do that, but then once it gets hard, you’re gonna be catapulted halfway around the planet.

Dr. Mantis Toeboggan

Jeep afficionado

I think also it’s a consequence of the terrible, up to and including complete lack of sex education that most men receive.

But also my first girlfriend didn’t even know where it was either and thought it was a myth also, so it’s probably the absence of effective sex education that is the cornerstone of the myth of the clitoris.