Attacked Defended against by a crab

I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.

Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.

Quality shitpost lol

Crabs are cool, we should listed to them, start evolving ourselves.

https://imginn.com/p/DAFbWmRxlnV/

(Also eg yt/@HowieTheCrab)

Please, I’ve had a crab on my head for free