The best way to bowl is to put the rails up so no one can gutter ball, then play for lowest score. It’s impossible to take serious, no one can be good or bad at it, a 7/10 split still sucks, and the people in the next lane will be very confused.
Fun all around.
Baseball?
Edit: *Gasp. Downvote!?! Very well:
Top 5 oldest and heaviest MLB players active in the 2026 season, including their age, height, and weight:
Rich Hill Age: 45 Height: 6’5" (196 cm) Weight: ~210 lbs (95 kg) Justin Verlander Age: 43 Height: 6’5" (196 cm) Weight: ~225 lbs (102 kg) Max Scherzer Age: 41 Height: 6’3" (191 cm) Weight: ~220 lbs (100 kg) Chris Martin Age: 38 Height: 6’4" (193 cm) Weight: ~240 lbs (109 kg) Carlos Santana Age: 39 Height: 6’1" (185 cm) Weight: ~235 lbs (107 kg).
Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.
Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:
- Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
- Verlander weighs 240
- Scherzer weighs 208
- Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
- Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb
Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes
And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.
In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:
🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨
These people are normal weight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Young_(baseball)
6’5" and 322 lbs =
Also for age: Fifty-fucking-nine!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_Major_League_Baseball_players
Poll: Anyone ever have hipsters in their highschool go through a bowling shoe phase?
Upvote = yes Downvote = no
Edit: By early poling numbers, I can’t tell if it was only a thing in my highschool, or if people who wear bowling shoes casually, yet ironically or even post-ironically, just haven’t come to terms with the fact that they are indeed hipsters.
When everyone went to high school will matter a lot, too.
Yeah I feel like hipsters weren’t really a thing, at least where I am, until I was already out of high school. Or at least not to an extent I was aware of.
