Kairos

Amazing :3

I would answer “die” or “wait”. Either I’m put in there which can just put me back down or someone will come looking within a couple days.

So effectively [I think] it has no answer.

All that empty background and yet the text is pressed against the sides.

Okay so the U.S. government should have to interact with however many private companies with their own standard for storing data, and then handle contacting the consumer and figuring out how to get the refund?

The whole thing is bad. Having to give refunds directly to consumers is near impossible to implement in any reasonable way.

Edit: the biggest hurdle is by far scammers. The U.S. government has historically been terrible at sussing them out. No way anyone’ll find a pile of receipts. Noooooo shot that could be a problem.

How do you verify if the receipt is real?

How do you prove a customer paid for a product and that this product paid a tarriff

Six seven!!

Then why the fuck is it asked

Rubber bands – Sutton suggests that if you could find a small elastic band, you could catapult yourself out like a miniature slingshot.

Oh yeah let me just shit one out

Feature, not bug.

Only on new phones.

They’ll probably launch 100 and not have enough demand. It’s an unfathomably expensive thing.

Bold of you to assume the U.K. government has the ability to reason.

Quite a lead time in CNN news articles, it seems

Bro was hungry

Okay. The Aladdin thing. THAT’S NOT FUCKING

And yet it’s literally a blowjob. Checkmate (/s)

Ahh, back when clickbait had to scourge scour for fake things instead of just boiling 1000 gallons of water.

Infused prerolls (~50%) just add concentrate into the mix. You can do it yourself.

Cat

Have they factored a number yet?

Pasteurization