Final Fantasy XI. I actively played from April 2004 to November 2011, and casually from around 2019 to 2021. My playtime in game says something like 500ish days, although that would include time I was logged in but not actively playing, but honestly that wouldn’t account for much time, so it’s still a fairly accurate representation.

Rocket League and Minecraft would probably be the next closest games, I think each somewhere in the neighborhood of 2000-3000 hours.

What a save!

Cool game, love the name, wish to delete Unit Canyon from existence.

Certainly you wouldn’t download a charity

Too many pixels, go back, go back!

Buddy, you can have it

Good luck trying to emulate a dumbass, dumbass.

They probably also reposted one of those “if you post this picture facebook can’t scrape all your data” images

Merely shot at, I’m afraid

“A little bleach will take that char right off — and gives the steak a bold, vibrant flavor as well!”

Not sure this fully qualifies as a perverse incentive or malicious compliance, but it tickles my schadenfreude sense all the same

tl;dw, did it?

I don’t know, maybe by revoking licenses they could then re-sell those licenses and save money?

Ask your doctor if Nwxalviva is right for you

“Yeah, I know you went through 8 years of med school and internships and have years and years of experience and ongoing education, but I heard part of a 30 second commercial playing in the background so I think I’m pretty well qualified to make this suggestion to you…”

Cynical conspiracy: They want to gauge how bad the backlash is to see if they could get away with it for real. Assuming that it actually is a bug.

If it’s anything like whatever eyeball tech my local DMV was using last time I had to go in for a new license, it won’t work because I have to forcibly open my eyes so ludicrously far, like Gowron on meth, that I would never put that on their app.

Organized spam is dead. Back to regular spam.

And then guillotine? Pretty please?

Yeah the only words they needed in the headline were “Nova Launcher sucks”