You must not use good pepper corns then if you can’t tell the difference between pepper and dead beetles.
These are very good dead beetles. Please don’t compare them to peppercorns.
At 50% percentage, the peppercorn grinder becomes a beetle grinder full of peppercorns.
There’s a very exact ratio where the average person wouldn’t notice. I imagine it’s higher than you’d think
How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before someone notices?
It wasn’t very much, if I remember that video well. Even the lowest amount they tested had them say they could tell a difference. Now, if they had not eaten a treat in a while, maybe you could get away with that lowest amount, but…
When you cross that threshold, you’ve just got Grape Nuts.
Even more, the off brand Nutty Nuggets.
You didn’t have to write this you know.
These are spicy 🔥 beetles!
Congrats
More of a beetle feeder, no?
I feel like in order to think of doing this, they must have gone through the logistics and tested the plan
Nah things like this just come to me, kinda like intrusive thoughts, then they rattle around until I tell someone.
One of the few things I have morals about is that you do not fuck with peoples food.
mine are acrilic, I’d see i am wise to your wiley ways op!
is your point to have the grinder so small that you can basically observe every individual seed in it to check if it’s not a beetle?
Dammit, I have those. Now I need to find enough beetles to fill it. Do you know how long that is going to take?
Depends on if you buy them in bulk or hunt them down one by one.
I don’t use pepper but I use Himalayan crystal salt so your point stands, there could be decent amount of dead Buddhist monks there.
(I guess I’ll have to be checking from now on.)
To be fair, anyone eating normal salt could in fact be consuming the remains of Lot’s wife.
Yes officer, this one right here
Congratulations, you’re the inaugural entry in my “people not to have over for dinner” list.
Also: Fly eggs look very similar to rice
I’ve got one of those smell designer rabbits (don’t worry, she’s a rescue) and her turds are about the size of peppercorns
My pepper grinder is clear (except for the actual grinding mechanism, of course)
my pepper grinder is clear as well, but point stands, i don’t ever look there.
If you’d like we could grind up the beatles and reconstitute them into peppercorn sized balls for you
please do, i hate that band
Wouldn’t Paul McCartney resist? He’s still alive.
Are your beetles reconstituted?
Would you like us to assign someone to reconstitute your beetles?
Excuse me
What?
Excuse me.
I briefly worked ina health food bar factory that focused on raw or at least fresh ingredients. You are 100% eating bug parts.
Scientists who work with cockroaches often develop an allergy to them, which leads to them being allergic to ground coffee. Whole bean coffee is still okay. The difference is how likely you are to grind up a cockroach vs. a commercial coffee grinder. One of many sources.
Welp, that’s a thing I didn’t want to learn
“Who put Natural Red #4 in my pepper grinder?”
Where can I find large quantities of dried beetles? Asking for a friend.
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Serves those rich, pepper-mill using people right! If you’re not scavenging your meals from dumpsters, you’re probably exploiting the working class somehow.
I got my pepper mill from a good will :(
good will
So you inherited it?
