If they have to hire back 10% next month, their foolishness will be even more newsworthy.

Love you, little buddy.

what dat mouth do doe

Yeah, this headline blows. Totally designed to lend credibility to the ramblings of a weasely pile of dogshit.

Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?

Thanks, I’m dumb and thought she murdered his friend.

If my gf also pegs her bf is that a 5th hole? If her bf and i dock is that 6? 7? Maybe infinity like an ouroboros?

lol such a messed up joke it makes you wonder if we ever got an answer?

Your mom never cared much for condoms.

Wah Gwaan wid Laura Ingraham

Already sold out sadly, but I’ve got a couple I could sell you for the right price.

How are you handling the adjustment to life on the outside?

Makes me miss Shoney’s back in the day.

That’s exactly why I’ve been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn’t get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!

Hey, fuck you, too, buddy.

Yep. I was just applying the same calculation to my birth year. I’m practically a WWII vet. :(

Oh.

2026:1985 = 1985:1944

:(

It’s bound to get bored out there, miss us all so much, and turn around at some point, like my dad. Just give it time.

Use the heat from the lamp to boil some water and you’re in business.