Tomtits

The amount mentioning Steptoe, really shows the average age of readers

Can’t kill what doesn’t exist

How convenient

I bet he hasn’t killed much more than a conversation

Here’s me settling for cheap tabs when I could’ve been getting weed and coke

Captain Kirk can see his ears without a mirror

His final frontier

We have the same girlfriend?!

They rack up the lines off the phone as the video is playing

You’re just jealous.

You’d probably struggle to have a oneseome

Grill

Lo siento, no hablo español

Parilla guerilla

At least it didn’t happen before the check back

Verde Velvet

At first I thought the shade of the streetlamp in the background was the ball

That’s only assuming the person actually wrote out “were going to disneyland” and not “Wtoenyegigranonesdlid” before cutting

The way the letters have been cut out is ragebait, right?

How do you skin it though

I eat the pubes and give the shaft to the rabbits