For real? Were there cameras rolling? Damn, I hope the ride was uneventful for the remainder.

Somehow, the less teeth they have, the more teeth you feel, so not great.

The Grim Reaper has terrible aim.

This lady on the street wanted me to get her a Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and she offered to pay me back with a blowjob.

That was a wild lunch break.

I was confused and thought I screwed it up. I’m tired.

Lady just ad hominem’d herself.

This is the inverse of Super Troopers 2!

I guess the Best Man really is the best man.

The catch: there is sand in everything.

Last month, two US senators said they launched an investigation into reported abuses, including the use of “the box,” in which detainees were allegedly shackled and held in small cages in direct sunlight for hours at a time.

Why not work them and whip them while you’re at it? Raise the Stars and Bars and go full regalia if you want to treat people like slaves.

I was referencing the comics, lol.

Sounds like Megacity 1 from Judge Dredd. But imagine, instead of because of thermonuclear war, we’re cramming the world’s population into a megacity for AI.

I’m saying that insurance companies are greedy and want to make more money from the terminally ill, at the expense of the suffering of the patients and their families.

At least in the States, I believe it’s for religious and financial reasons. Correct me if I’m wrong, but allowing someone to off themselves could be condemning them to hell. Also, to be cynical, medically assisted “checking out” is the easier, cheaper way out, instead of burning through money in a hospital.

Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with ending the suffering of a terminal illness. Prolonged suffering is unnecessary, and a person should have the right to go out on their own terms.

Thanks, I hate it.

Pounding Dory

Giving Lazlo vibes.

Is there a vigilante academy that teaches people how to investigate and expose rapists so their lives are the ones getting destroyed? Because I can get behind that.

I can see stories like this deterring snowbirds from crossing the Canadian/American border next Winter.

Maybe the US will become a fly-over country and they’ll head to Central America.

Let’s just call them immigrants or undocumented. “Illegal” just makes them sound like rapists and murderers.