I whip my hare back and forth
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I must admit I stole that comment from when this picture was posted on Fark 15-20 years ago
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Would it have been a meme 20 years ago?
Not 20 years ago but Whip My Hair by Willow Smith came out in 2011, so about 15 years ago depending on the month.
Thanks for reminding me I’m not as old as I think I am.
le good sir you’ve earned this epic updoot! so good in fact, i made this entirely useless comment instead of just voting!
How do you skin it though
Judging by the Arthur Morgan technique, you hold it by the two hind legs, in one hand, and just grab four fingers-worth of it’s arsehole and yank violently down towards the head.
Nsfl
Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl. Learning how to dress animals is an ancestral survival skill, and outsourcing that to others dampens the weight of what it means to put food on your plate. I hope the gruesomeness of this post convinces people that maybe they should eat less meat instead of more.
Be kind. Kill the damn thing before doing this, if you have to do this awful technique.
It’s a DRESSING technique. The animal is presumed dead at this stage.
Yeah? Well when you PRESUME you make a pres out of u and me.
The world is full of stupid people, my friend. When we have to put a label on hot coffee, “CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT” then you know we are dealing with limited brain cells.
Remember when that was done in response to a coffee keeps much hotter than it should’ve been, and a misaligned lid caused melting flesh and a deformity for life when it fused the skin of a woman’s privates but everyone thinks the company was in the right since they publicly spread disinformation to look innocent?
Okay, great… what about ANY other label telling people not to do obvious things… like “DON’T TOUCH BLADE WHILE IN OPERATION” on a lawn mower. Or “DO NOT EAT” on batteries. Or “DO NOT COLLAPSE WITH INFANT INSIDE” on strollers etc. etc. etc.
But, you know…
That’s all because the US is such a lawsuit shithole, you can get sued for literally anything. You’re the land of frivolous lawsuits.
It’s possible to mis-operate machinery accidentally, then have an idiot lawyer chase your ambulance recommending you to sue the manufacturer because they didn’t label it accordingly, therefore they’d be liable. Of course in most cases liability is on the person, but safety measure regulation increases meant that companies were held liable for any small mistake, including lacking appropriate labelling on products even the most mentally challenged would recognise as dangerous…
Some say it’s a nanny state issue, IMO it’s just a measure to force companies to make safe (as safe as possible, that is) equipment that has gone too far.
