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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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What a world

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.

    Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?

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      No, but hipsters do have hips, meaning hips are hipstersters.

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      I’ve read studies that most hipsters indeed have a hip. But I’m not a expert on hip related stuff. I mostly focus on elbows

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        With gargle in your name I would have thought you’d focus on throats or mouthes

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      Does this mean toasters are part of a toa?

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        What about hamsters?

        WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS???

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      The Hip, it’s kinda Tragic really

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    Knobsters are part of a knob.

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    Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he’s ever said.

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      This isn’t even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.

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        Goddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.

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        deleted by creator

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      This isn’ a joke?

      No idea who he is.

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        Jordan Peterson, noted lobster admirer.

        That’s not a quote from him though, they just drew the obvious mental association line between the quote and him.

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          Gotcha!

          Apparently I have been successful enough in avoiding him that I forgot what he looks like.

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            Humble brag lol

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              No one is more humble than I am.

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                Well, there’s me, but no. It’s fine.

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    starts crying

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    Jordan Peterson’s voice is just Robert Zubrins voice but one octave lower

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    Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, “well, it depends on what you mean by lob”

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    This makes more sense than 90% of the things he’s said.

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      And he has a weird amount to say about lobsters, believe it or not

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    I’m embarrassed to be a Canadian every time I see this guy or his family in the news.

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      At least he lost his license for saying mentally ill people should kill themselves.

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      There’s always gonna be a black sheep. No need to take the blame for others.

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      Yeah, me too…

      But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on…

      So what if there’s a couple of Jordan Peterson’s or Justin Bieber’s…

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      Agreed. I’m surprised he’s still in the news. Fuck him.

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        Idk if a shitpost on lemmy counts as news.

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      Who is this guy? Someone else posted his name, but what’s his deal?

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        I’ll try not to skew your view any further with my personal opinion if you haven’t heard of him. I hate to say DYOR, but have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson

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    If I never saw that guy face again I’d be happier

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    Don’t even get me started on hipsters

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    If you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.

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    Oh, the value of a University of Toronto Psychology degree.

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    ladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.

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      The most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.

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      Clean ur room, donchaknow

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