My dog puts his head between everyone’s legs like he’s wearing us like a hat. I don’t know if dogs understand humor, but it seems like he does it for the laughs.
My hat is warm.
My hat smells safe.
My hat feeds me and pets me.
… I love my hat.
I am Jack’s safe hat.
… wait.
So now… Jack is… a dog?
Not the very mentally stable narrator?
… Is your dog literally named Jack, and I’m just jumping to the Fight Club joke?
confused whimpering noises
Fight Club
So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!
I’m gonna have an ass that won’t quit.
Looks like you got reincarnated in to my great Pyrenees. His main hobby is booty inspecting.
Maybe what’s really going on is that a past life deer ancestor to this herd got reincarnated as Miss Pygmalion over here.
Nokotaan! w
@fernandamota663 apparently. I refuse to install TikTok so cannot confirm.
