I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

Hell, Republicans are doing a good job of that!

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?

M orons

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G overning

A merica!

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

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3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

Still nothing but right trash!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!