Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agothis fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at worklemmy.worldimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoIf I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing. “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.” You could even write a little jingle. “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
minus-squaremerc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoYes… I know what will make people respect me. It’s getting some MAGA stooge to pretend to be a delivery worker and give me a bag of McDonalds product in the Oval Office, as if that’s a thing that can actually happen.
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If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.
“McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”
You could even write a little jingle.
“We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
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Yes… I know what will make people respect me. It’s getting some MAGA stooge to pretend to be a delivery worker and give me a bag of McDonalds product in the Oval Office, as if that’s a thing that can actually happen.
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