• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.

      “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”

      You could even write a little jingle.

      “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      Yes… I know what will make people respect me. It’s getting some MAGA stooge to pretend to be a delivery worker and give me a bag of McDonalds product in the Oval Office, as if that’s a thing that can actually happen.