Guy Fawkes uses a lot of online services.

I basically did the same, except I front-loaded all of the hard work into the first 18 years of my life.

Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

Those were just swamp people.

The interviewer’s inability to hide his reaction is priceless

Maybe we could all chip in? I’d like a Fediverse A320.

You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.

Artificial Insemination = AI

Sadly they didn’t include a banana for scale

What’s upjohn?

According to some searching a banana is 100 - 150 cubic centimeters, while this meteor was .012 cubic meters, meaning roughly the volume of 80 - 120 average bananas (mashed). The meteor weighed 400kg while an (again, perfectly average) banana weighs 100 - 130g. This means that the weight of the meteor is between 3076 - 4000 bananas. So let’s call it the weight of 3500 bananas in the space of 100, or roughly 35x the density of your average earth banana. (Lemmy bananaticians or bananologists, please correct me if I did bad math.)

Oh, I misinterpreted what they said about Massachusetts, but you’re right. I thought they have generally decent water and also couldn’t pass up the opportunity to complain about Florida’s water. I’m sure there are variances across the state, but what I’ve experienced in Florida is horrible, sulfur-smelling water. Walking around as people are watering their lawns at night is a noxious experience. But you’re also right that a lot of it can be attributed to the mineral content of water in a given place and what we’re used to (except for Florida… their water is objectively non-potable).

When I visited the U.S. the tap water there wasn’t really drinkable. People said it was fine, but my friend bought bottled water, which I paid for during my stay because the tap stuff smelled evil.

What else did you think about your visit to Florida?

Well, are you a blackjack dealer or a hooker?

Line go up 📈 But also sometimes line go down 📉

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.

Bop It™️

Mondays, amirite?