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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 25 days ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 25 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • northernlights@lemmy.today
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    25 days ago

    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

    • huquad@lemmy.ml
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      25 days ago

      No, not that one

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        No, not that one either.

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    25 days ago

    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      I’d recommend using an atomic distro. Then if you get shot to pieces you can roll back to a good state.

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