Cracking my knuckles.

Still waiting on that arthritis I was promised.

He unknowingly kissed A MAN!!! Like, days earlier.

Even at my tender young age when the movie came out this seemed like a stupid bit and an unfunny overreaction. And it aged even worse.

Just need to regularly place signs along the border with the temperature forecast (in Celsius) and the current gas prices (converted to gallons). Should scare most of em off.

Decent jugs.

Tax them, Donald! That’ll teach them a lesson! In fact, tax all religions so the rest of them know not to challenge you!