It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut.
And a mic and camera for some reason.

I’m German. My grandparents were married for 75 years (from their early 20’s until my grandfather died aged 97)!
I once asked my grandma what their secret was, how they stayed in love for their entire lives. She hesitated a bit, as if thinking about whether she should tell me…
And then she said: If it had been as easy to get divorced back then as it is now, I wouldn’t have stayed 5 years.

So… how do manufacturers of hydraulic brakes do this?? Or any other safety- critical part on a car?

She somehow manages to not look cool while walking away from an explosion

Yes, but those are things that can be designed to last decades, at very little cost.

Fewer wear parts and fluids to change sounds pretty nice, actually.

It would be trivial to keep the car from starting if the brakes don’t pass a system check, and make the main electric motor of the car apply maximum regen braking if the system fails en route.
And you’d have one motor per wheel, so if one fails you still have more than enough braking power.
In principle, a system based on electric motors should be a lot more reliable than one based on hydraulics.

Unless they deliberately put in a part designed to wear out in 5 years, there’s really nothing in an electric motor that would.

They’re as hard as a Nokia brickphone now, but that’s not something you want in a tire.

War has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.

I still have Nokia tires in my garage (but I won’t use them anymore).

JEEBUZ will protect the network, you filthy heathen!

Was it as good as Fyre Festival?

Nokia skipped the extra step and went directly from shoes to phones.

Most countrysides look somewhat like that.

Ah, my daily dose of US defaultism.
This is what the countryside around here looks like.

Also:

Just give it a try.

is an incredibly privileged thing to say.

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But is it better than RebeccaBlackOS?

Sometimes I think a purposely planned marriage would make more sense than “whoever you got drunk with that one night in college”. (But I’m biased, cause I just got divorced from the woman I got drunk with that one night in college.)

Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!

It’s already confirmed he is a German citizen and Leipzig resident.
Of course, now Nazis will want to know his full name, and whether his grandfather’s neighbor’s dog was part Anatolian Shepherd.

But it won’t matter anyway. In the attack last year in Mannheim, the murderer was home-grown German and the guy who stopped him was a Turkish immigrant. That didn’t keep Nazis from sending death threats to the guy who saved German lives after his name became public, claiming he was a collaborator in a made-up propaganda to further the great replacement.