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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

The math checks out.

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The math checks out.

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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    "The Boondocks" comic strip from July 16, 2005. Caesar and Huey are walking outside. Panel 1: Ceasar: "What did one crackhead say about another crackhead?" Huey: "I don't wanna know." Panel 2: Caesar: "I swear, me and Whitney were just slap-boxing, your honor." Panel 3: Caesar and Huey keep walking in silence. Panel 4: Huey: "So mean."

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    A megaphone contains 10¹² (a trillion) microphones. A total surveillance state does not sound that impossible now, right?

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    Similarly, one thousandth of a tary equals one military.

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    It bothers me that it’s a thousand and not a million. Numbers shouldn’t work that way.

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      It was a thousand for millennia. Why should it stop now?
      That’s just English barbarism.

      … the current use was proposed in the late 18th century my the French.

      Proposed in 1793, and adopted in 1795, the prefix comes from the Latin mille, meaning one thousand (the Latin plural is milia).

      wiki/Milli-

      In Italian it goes mille --> milione. Which is og correct, but doesn’t help the situation.

      What I hate is that ppl will sometimes fuss if I use “k” prefixes.

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        Why is a millennia not a MILLION YEARS 😩😩😩

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          Bcs a mille is 1000.
          A much bigger mille is 1000000.

          One megayear would be a millenniona? :|

          million(n.)

          “ten hundred thousand, a thousand thousands,” late 14c., milioun, from Old French million (late 13c.), from Italian millione (now milione), literally “a great thousand,” augmentative of mille “thousand,” from Latin mille, which is of uncertain origin. From the start often used indefinitely for “a very great number or quantity.”

          etymonline.com/million

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            Millenniona is my new favorite amount of time.

            • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              A hecto millenniona ago modern birb appeared.

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                The birb is a lie

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    A millie a millie a millie…

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      Motherfucker I’m ill

      • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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        All timer bar on that album:

        Bitches know my dick, they call that n****a Richard.

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    https://www.mobygames.com/game/29361/millie-meters-nutrition-adventure/

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    Would each Millie Bobby Brown have its own mini Whitney Houston, or would all 1000 Millie Bobby Brown’s need to gather in one place in order to summon the undead Whitney?

    P.S. Undead Whitney Houston looks just like that creepy girl from The Ring, but with a sodden joint hanging out of her mouth.

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      1000 Millie Bobby Browns would not be enough for Whitney Houston, because she is actually 4 billion people at the same time. Whitney Houston is every woman.

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        *slow clap*

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    i am the american dream

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    Celebrities are always shorter than you think they are.

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    Why is everybody talking, all of this stuff about them? Why don’t they just let them live?

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      They say they’re nasty, but I don’t give a damn. Gettin’ girls is how they live.

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        It is their prerogative, after all.

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    His hair is so angular…

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      It wasn’t talked about much publicly, but Bobby Brown was secretly Gumby’s alter ego, like Hannah Montana.

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    Yeah, imagine that - you can’t, the number is too high.

    Now tell me why does Trilby Bobby Brown even exist?? That is too many Millies!!!

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    But can she launch a ship?

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    Math checks out.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Not sure. I’m worried about a imperial/ metric mixup.

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