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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

It's free real estate

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It's free real estate

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    I need an AR program “CEO vision” that lets me view pristine natural environments as strip malls

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    Anyone play Satisfactory? Beautiful nature, yet you are directed to exploit the planet. Reminds me of that.

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      As a Factorio player, what’s more beautiful than an endless concrete sprawl.

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  • judgyweevil@feddit.it
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    Lots of water for a new datacenter that will allow you to undress minions

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      This is one sentence with at least three things in it that should be crimes.

      • judgyweevil@feddit.it
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        Still more legal than what happened with Grok

        • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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          Isnt it still happening?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    There is a Swedish film on this subject. As described on imdb:

    A German business man, Volkswagner, comes to Österlen in the south of Sweden to build Deutschneyland, a gigantic amusement park for German tourists. The local councilors and the member of parliament are all in favor of the idea, although it will turn vast areas into parking lots for cars. The Lindberg family does not like the idea and with the help of a little magic, they start scheming against it.

    There are scenes where they are walking around in the middle of nature going

    Can you imagine a better place for a popcorn stand?

    And stuff like that. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068025/

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Hahaha that actually sounds quite funny

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    You’ve got to ask yourself, what did Nature ever do to us? Clearly Walwart provides us with food, drinks, computers, entertainment, weapons, …

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Tires, eyeglasses, vaccines, live fish (they stopped this one, I think), medicine.

      Nature needs to step up her game.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        There might come a day that Walmart has more live fish than nature.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Roads? No wait… That was the Romans.

      • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip
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        Not in america I can assure you that.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I used to live in a small town who successfully kept out a Walmart and Cracker Barrel. The former because it would have paved over a historic farm and cost millions to extend the sewer, and the latter because “we already have restaurants.”

    I miss that place.

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    No no no, first you have to make a subdivision with cookie cutter houses and “whimsical” road planning, then you name it after the mountain ecosystem you bulldozed to make it. The walmart is built at the bottom of the mountain on the less important mountain ecosystem.

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      Little Boxes.

  • Tomassci@sh.itjust.works
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    How beautiful nature would be if we just plagued it with ads…

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    🎶 🎵 Paved over paradise,
    and put up a parking lot 🎵🎶

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    Mmmm, makes my stockholder value go up ;)

  • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
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    Looks like Little Tipsoo Lake. Tons of traffic through that area.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Like… On top of the lake?

    Might actually be nice if it was all wooden and looked a bit like a big beaver dam. 🤔

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      We’ll drain and pave over the lake.

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