Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it’s too late.
Just sit down, you can’t miss
Unfortunately I’m a very impatient person and sitting down takes more time
Are you the type to clean up after yourself?
And no, I am not sitting down to pee.
Odd hill to die on. I bet you also skip washing your hands to save time.
You’d rather piss on yourself? That’s totally not odd.
Disgusting
So what is the cause it’s disgusting?
Piss will go everywhere, people who have been cursed with a vagina will have to sit in it. THANKS.
If everyone would sit, it can only go in the bowl. So the route cause is man who stand (and can’t aim)




