In the UK plenty of people, young and old, use imperial for a number of things, like feet and inches for height, miles for distance, stones for their weight, pints, acres etc.

I’ll put what I want on what I want.

Digital bath thermometer. I love my baths and I can get to my exact desired temperature of 43.5 degrees c every time. Great 5 quid purchase.

You’d rather piss on yourself? That’s totally not odd.

Willy.

I think she’s saying ‘pay attention’ because she is used to people drifting off mid-sentence