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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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    Can I choose the bear?

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    Ummm …yeah. Nah.

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    1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn’t last longer with either

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      What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?

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    Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

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      I think it’s like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of “farm to table” amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

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        Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.

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      The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

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      deleted by creator

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      Possibly goth egg or Elly Clutch

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      What’s the difference between porn stars and camgirls?

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        Who is running the camera.

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        Distribution rights

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      I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?

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      Shrooms Q maybe? More of them would probably recognize purplebitch or babyfooji though

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      Emily Willis or is she a millenial? Or Sky Bri.

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    I only get 1 min either way

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      I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

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    I don’t think I could take either of them in a fight.

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      Considering I don’t know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I’m just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.

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    I mean…Logan Paul didn’t seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

    How’s Lana’s blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

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      It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

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        Tyson is like 70 dude.

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          Which still doesn’t mean Logan Paul’s boxing career isn’t total bullshit

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          Yes, but he’s also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

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            Power is indeed the last thing to go but the peekaboo style requires a lot of explosiveness and athleticism. It’s hard to keep that up with old age. I do think he could’ve done better but not as much as a lot of people think. There were definitely some secret clauses or something.

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              I think the combination of weighted gloves, exhibition match and not in Tyson’s prime did this. The ambition is what makes people fight harder. Tyson got paid the moment he got in the ring. There was no incentive to knock Paul’s head off (as much as we would’ve loved to have seen it.)

              Tyson was an animal during his prime because he was also trying for heavyweight champion or defending it.

              Weighted gloves make the hits slower and don’t allow for hits as hard as there could have been.

              Paul recently fought someone who is still in his prime, and what happened? The jaw break seen around the world.

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            Every loss makes a boxer worse. He may still be strong, but he made his name and fortune receiving head trauma.

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        Jake forgot that one simple trick.

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      Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.

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    Frankly, I’m not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

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      Right? I’m stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they’d both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

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        Nice try buddy! You’ll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.

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      Goodass but that’s an opinion.

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    This is a “what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers”-type of question.

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      I’d rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.

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      Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those…

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      … ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?

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      Now kith

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      What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

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        Playing matchmaker

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    I don’t know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

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      Depends on the video you’re watching

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    1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

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    Terrible question.

    What’s the reward here?

    Getting a TBI or getting laid?

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      Getting smacked on the face by those big cheeks? Or I don’t know, that woman on the right

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    The post implied a boxing match with the girl

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      Found Sherlock Holmes

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