You may be young and spriteful, but the new RAM 1500 is engineered to move heaven and earth. Your guts. My glory. Ram.
Accurate boomer response
Vehicular homicide! Hilarious! /s
Someone 86 this guy
You are now under arrest by the US DOJ.
Caaarl… that kills people
Ok boomer
Why for Boomer not share money with me?
The joke is the joke is boomer humor?
The joke is extreme violence against children
millennials are in their 30s…
And 40s, but to a kid anything over 20 is a senior citizen.
“Back in may day, the Internet came on a CD-ROM from the grocery store.”
Accurate, we are senior citizens already.
CDROM? Mine came on a floppy disk. 👴
Floppy disk? If we wanted internet, we had to churn a few Kilobytes of data ourselves
We used to have to whistle in the payphone in order to call the Pope.
Well, I have a little millennial in me but could always use more
I can call a few friends
Accurate representation of @Septimaeus@infosec.pub’s inbox.
These mfs never heard of public transportation
Here’s what I don’t understand about the Boomer hate: If all Boomers are lucky and rich-and all of our parents or grandparents are Boomers-should’nt we love boomers? If the stereotype is true, we will eventually inherit their generational wealth.
They are aware of it, that’s why they are busy spending it.
Mine are gambling literally every day. They have no savings/checkings, and have a second mortgage that they are literally not paying.
Mine just go out to eat at the same shitty restaurant everyday and complain that it’s shitty. Live in the middle of nowhere, tips less than $5 per table, yeah I wonder why all the waitresses aren’t flocking from the 5 star restaurants in the city…
Spending it now, or spending it when they’re old and infirm and living in hospice where the last of their money gets spent.
bold of you to assume they can afford hospice.
Yeah, people seriously underestimate the costs of elder care.
…I am the son that is both able and willing to serve as a care taker. I’m sure my parents get that I’m self-serving, but it beats the hell out of a retirement home. Having one kid without a family doesn’t hurt.
