Mine are gambling literally every day. They have no savings/checkings, and have a second mortgage that they are literally not paying.

Last year I had no fucking clue this job existed. And now its the only thing holding up the American Economy

Fair its all kinetic energy

Screws convert rotational energy into directional energy

“Everyone who disagrees with me is a demon” is a truly wild take. I ask you to step outside your perspective for a moment and think critically about the circular and recursive nature of your argument.

If I agree with you, its because youre right.

If I change my mind, its because youre right.

If I dont agree with you, its because I’m infected with demons, and youre still right.

There is no room for discussion here, you are just preaching.

This is some crazy I was not prepared to read today.

Paul, Bringer of Quiche

Unless you are Luigi, get off your high horse.

4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.

I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors