violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomy ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seatslemmy.worldimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1388arrow-down120
arrow-up1368arrow-down1imagemy ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seatslemmy.worldviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·7 days agoModern Bugatti … no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose. Vintage Bugatti … not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered. If you’re gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce … now I’m thinking about it, that’s the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.
minus-squareAkasazh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 days agoWith your user name, I’m seeing a scene of slaughter on that rolls backseat.
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·6 days agoWell, certainly some blood …
Modern Bugatti … no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose.
Vintage Bugatti … not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered.
If you’re gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce … now I’m thinking about it, that’s the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.
With your user name, I’m seeing a scene of slaughter on that rolls backseat.
Well, certainly some blood …