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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

my ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seats

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my ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seats

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Squirt is just a piss with a tracing amount of lube.

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      I mean, I’m drinking it either way, so I don’t see the issue.

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      https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL8aRyWPILy/

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      Unlikely. Enough money means one never needs to actually learn a lesson, ever.

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        Are you sure this is the right thread?

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          No it isn’t. I swear I was replying to a different thread.

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            You’re not the first to get bit. Or to have this lemmy bug happen to you.

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              It’s not even the first time I’ve experienced it.

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          I feel like the message is profound but that I just can’t quite understand it. Books will be written about this someday.

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            Unlikely. Enough money means one never needs to actually learn a lesson, ever.

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