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  • There are wars started by crazy people. The economy is a mess. Mass survellience is on the rise. The climate is a mess. This country has become hated all around this world.

    What to do the democrats do? Tell the old guard to step down and let a new leadership blossom? Find those with strength and courage among them? Seek out the best and the brightest who care deeply and will stand up for what’s right?

    No, we find fucking pizzatwerp aka The Weiner.

    Jesus tap dancing Christ, are there any adults left? I mean, he did do some interesting stuff, but overall, he’s beein SFO politics since the 90s. Whatever they’re doing isn’t fucking working.




  • Said something about how an ambulance was blocked for quite a while waitng for one of these stupid things to move.

    Um, push it out of the way. Not like an ambulance is small. Get them all push bars and move those fucking pieces of shit with a good shove. Tell the people in the Waymo to GTFO and then push the fucking thing over.

    Then send Waymo a bill for any damages to the ambulance, cop car, fire truck, etc.

    Why is this so hard? I’m not normally a fan of brute force and ignorance, but it does have it’s uses. Waymo isn’t doing anything because there are no consequences. They don’t come to meetings, they don’t fix the problem and they issue bullshit public statements that mean nothing. Fine, you want to choose the “do nothing” option, we’ll choose the “shove your stupid piece of shit high-school science project into a ditch” option.




  • blargh513@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldgenuinely
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    As I drive or walk around, I am saddened by the fact that I am not able to pet all the dogs that I desire to. Some owners are disinterested, sometimes, it’s just not an option.

    However, I have a plan.

    I’m going to go to a public park where there are many dogs, ideally cute ones that I want to pet. I am going to take a table with me and have a big banner printed up that says “Official Dog Inspection” and set up near the primary entrance to the park. I will get a white shirt and a black tie, lab coat and a clipboard or tablet.

    Now, every person with a dog will be compelled to stop so that I can pet their dogs! I can’t MAKE them do it and if they ask “official what?” I can just shrug or say “I’m offically petting your dog”. I will not lie to anyone, I will just do something that looks like it’s some sort of authority without claiming that I am one.

    I may miss out on some real good petting, but I think it would be worth it. I could also have some tags or something made that says “Grade A Dog” that the owners can have. Even if the dog isn’t Grade A, there’s no harm in a little embellishment.











  • Unethical is making the tools such that the battery case is incompatible with any other tool. FYI, all tool batteries are just a bunch of 18650 style cells (little bigger than a AA). They are literally all the same inside. Because of greedy corporations, we have to buy different batteries for different tools with different chargers. You know, like back before all phones were usb-c?

    There should be a universal tool battery spec. Instead they are all a little different so they can make money and we get tons of e-waste.

    I believe in the eu they have standard batteries. It’s just us schmucks in the usa that get this bullshit.