Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMake em crylemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1345arrow-down10
arrow-up1345arrow-down1imageMake em crylemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoMy favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor’s great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald’s parking lot and then SURPRISE!
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoWho would cry about a free cocktail onion?
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYou’d be surprised at the shit people cry about. Free foreskin onions, hotdog and coconut salad, masonry paint on cars, dead children…etc.
My favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor’s great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald’s parking lot and then SURPRISE!
Who would cry about a free cocktail onion?
You’d be surprised at the shit people cry about. Free foreskin onions, hotdog and coconut salad, masonry paint on cars, dead children…etc.