• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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    5 days ago

    I love chicken, but that doesn’t mean I wanna learn to kill one, pluck all the feathers, & all the other crap that goes into making one ready to eat.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      I love chicken, but that doesn’t mean I wanna learn to kill one, pluck all the feathers, & all the other crap that goes into making one ready to eat. suck a chickens dick.

      ftfy

        • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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          4 days ago

          Wait, male chickens don’t have dicks? I refuse to believe that and I also refuse to taint my already disgusting search history further by looking it up.

          This might be one of the rare occasions we could use RFK’s expertise.

          • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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            No, most birds have a cloaca, which is a single sphincter that lets shit and baby-making stuff out. Sperm for males, eggs for females. When birds mate it’s like a sloppy kiss with buttholes passing sperm from the male to the female. There are some birds with penises, about 3% of species. Ducks, geese, swans, ostriches, and emus are the more notable ones.

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      Yeah a lot of people prefer the chicken pre-plucked before they choke them.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    4 days ago

    Suck a man’s dick and you’ll satisfy him for a day. Suck a dick’s man and now you’re just confusing everyone.