He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
“SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“°^¥℅ÆÂç?”
*armed guard shoots alien in the head
Later:
“Does my lab look like dead Xeno storage to you?”
Did you just combine two of my favorite movies of all time!
You are the hero I deserve!
I am also on board for Pulp Arrival.
✋😥🤚 w-what, I–
MY NAME IS KAREN HABLAS INGLES? YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE!!
Everyone quoting Sam these days.
Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.
Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?
I sincerely thought that’s what you were referencing as an homage.
Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭
Maybe, but you’re becoming Francis Ford Coppola in the process.
Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.
Huh. Today I learned about sour diesel. Carry on brave explorer of the thespian and literary realms.
This is really good
Morphine’s a good band, glad you like it!
