What happens if one samurai (A) defeats another samurai (B) who carries the head of a recently-defeated third samurai ©. Does B relay C’s story to A? What if A also gets killed? Do they write this down?

Trap pockets.

This sounds like the punchline to a joke. “Your mom is so dumb, she got caught breaking into an open-air museum with free admission”.

The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

If not for sitting then why is square??